This weekend at my Mom's house there is a great garage sale happening. Here are just some of the great items that I will be providing at this sale.
Green Bay Packers Hammer
Are you constantly working on projects around your house but have no way of letting people know where your football allegiances lie? Well, fear no longer as you can get yourself a Green Bay Packers hammer this weekend at the garage sale. This well balanced steel hammer has a plastic grip in the shape of a regulation size football. Pound nails in to a 2x4 like Aaron Rodgers pounds laser beam passes into his wide receiver's hands. This hammer has never been used so it is practically new. If you have a stingy nail than the claw on the back of the hammer can get the job done, it can remove nails with ease and won't leave much wear and tear on the wall, floor or whatever you just pulled the nail from.
The Power and the Glory by Graham Greene
Were you required to read The Power and the Glory for your Creative Writing class in college? So was I! I didn't do it but you can. This book is about the two things American's love: Power and Glory. Or it's about an area of Mexico where God is outlawed. I don't know because I've never read it. I was supposed to and then when our professor asked us a questions about the book it turned out no one in my study group did. So you can try to be better than me and give this book of literature a try yourself.
Headphones with a very long cord
Are you one that loves covering all parts of your ear when you are listening to music or podcasts? Then do I have an item for you. These headphones not only look cumbersome but they can keep your ears warm in the long winter as well. If you are also looking to be at least 4 feet away from your audio source than this product can help you out as well because these headphones have just a ridiculously long cord. Once you untangle it feel free to roam up to 4 feet to do whatever you need to do while never missing a single rant from Marc Maron's podcast. Another great feature of these headphones is the mute button on the side which can easily silence anything you are listening too so you can listen to someone actually talk to you.
Brown Belt
Looking for the perfect brown belt to go with your fanciest pair of khakis? Than this belt can help you out, especially if those khakis are a little big around the waist. This brown belt has a nice heavy duty buckle so you know that thing ain't going anywhere. This belt looked pretty dumb on me but it will probably look great on you!
So those are just some of the great items you can find this weekend at my Mom's house. Good luck finding it!